For those fortunate souls who have enjoyed the cinematic experience of Grindhouse (the theatrical version is not available on DVD), you’ll remember the faux-trailer, Don’t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6803Gu8tpuw
Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) prepared the Don’t trailer as a spoof of horror films of yester-year that featured the phrase “don’t” prominently.
After checking out the Children Shouldn’t Play with Death Things DVD, the following trailers were included:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRtha9Op2U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voQC6GvNfyA
I found it cool to finally see some of the inspiration for the trailer. If you’re still not satisfied by these horrible trailers, there are plenty more:
The Filmsmith 